Stephen, handing Tony cold medicine: I'm really offended you didn't come to me sooner. I'm still a doctor even if I can't operate.
Bucky, from a few feet away: Oh my god! Stephen, Steve just collapsed!
Stephen, yelling over his shoulder, annoyed: I'm off duty!
Stephen: seriously, some people are so disrespectful
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