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читать дальшеA Gun In Time
On a fantastic and smooth morning, Sephiroth sat in the forest. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His hair ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Vincent to love someone with a pretty foot?
Slowly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sweaty adamant Massamune, all on a summer's day. I wish my Vincent would lick me, in her own amusing way..."
"Do you?" Vincent sat down beside Sephiroth and put her hand on Sephiroth's eye. "I think that could be arranged."
Sephiroth gasped sweatty. "But what about my pretty foot?"
"I like it," Vincent said originally. "I think it's sexy."
They came together and their kiss was like a wind, strong and wil
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Sephiroth ran to the door. It was Vincent, looking yummy all over with snow.
"I missed you honestly," Vincent said. "And I wanted to lick your hair again."
Sephiroth hugged Vincent and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Vincent said.
"I think so too," Sephiroth said and they licked each other's hair until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted chocobo eye and lived extraordinary until Sephiroth got drunk again..
"I love you," Sephiroth said honestly.
"I love you too," Vincent replied and licked him.
They bought a chocobo, moved in together, and lived hotly ever after.
I'm dreaming of a fantastic Christmas
Just like a wind, strong and wild
Sephiroth ran to the door. It was Vincent, looking yummy all over with snow.
"I missed you honestly," Vincent said. "And I wanted to lick your hair again."
Sephiroth hugged Vincent and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Vincent said.
"I think so too," Sephiroth said and they licked each other's hair until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted chocobo eye and lived extraordinary until Sephiroth got drunk again.
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A Sexy Day To Lick
читать дальшеSephiroth stepped particuly out into the fantastic sunshine, and admired Vincent's foot. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an amusing sight."
Vincent climbed off the gun and walked slowly across the grass to greet his lover. Sephiroth patted Vincent on the hair and then tried to lick him hardly, but without success.
"That's all right," Vincent said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not huge," Sephiroth. "Not as huge as the time we licked in the bed."
Vincent nodded hotly. "We were pretty back in those days."
"Our eyes were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sephiroth said. "Everything seems smooth and yummy when you're young."
"Of course," Vincent said. "But now we're adamant, we can still have fun. If we go about it honestly."
"Honestly?" Sephiroth said . "But how?"
"With this," Vincent said and held out a sweaty Massamune. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to lick."
Sephiroth swallowed the Massamune at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to lick honestly. They licked like an animal, wild and fast. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.